Carson Daly Slammed by Mom of Gay 9/11 Hero for Homophobic Jokes

Carson Daly Slammed by Mom of Gay 9/11 Hero for Homophobic Jokes
Alice Hoagland–whose gay son Mark Bingham courageously charged Flight 93's hijacked cockpit on September 11, 2001–isn't letting Carson Daly get away with his homophobic JetBlue jokes. On his radio show Wednesday morning, Daly, 38, …
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The Last of the Blonde Bombshells Reviews

The Last of the Blonde Bombshells

Judi Dench, Leslie Caron. A woman who long ago had played tenor sax in an all-girl band called the Blonde Bombshells decides to reunite the group-to do a gig at her granddaughter's school dance. Based on a true story. 2000/color/84 min/NR/fullscreen.Perennial Oscar(r) nominee Judi Dench shakes off the dust of period pieces to play a sassy widow looking to recapture a little of the excitement of her youth: she was the star saxophone player of a World War II-era all-girl dance band. Yanking her instrument from mothballs, she starts blowing the old standards as a street musician, much to the horror of her cultured children (they prefer symphonies to swing classics), and then hatches a plan to track down her band mates for a gala reunion at her granddaughter's school dance. The script carries little suspense and few surprises, but the cast is a delight. Ian Holm costars as the band's womanizing drummer (in a dress and a platinum blonde wig), a rascally old rogue who seduced almost every member during their brief wartime run and married half of them in the intervening years. Olympia Dukakis (Moonstruck) is their trombonist, a hard-drinking American widow living it up in a Scottish castle; jazz great Cleo Laine is a trumpeter turned torch singer; and Leslie Caron cameos as their brassy bass player. Joan Sims (a fixture of the Carry On movies), Billie Whitelaw (Quills), and June Whitfield (the mother on Absolutely Fabulous) are among the great British character actors who join the fun. The old broads bring sass to the sentimentality in this fluffy, feel-good, made-for-cable comedy, insisting there is not only life after 60, but that it swings sweetly if only you let it. --Sean Axmaker

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What is your favorite Ricky Gervais joke?

Question by : What is your favorite joke?
Ricky Gervais is my favorite comedian and love all his jokes. What are some of yours?

Best answer:

Answer by diehardsanddollparts
i love his whole rant about humpty dumpty, like why do we assume it’s an egg and how horses hooves are the best-imagined egg-crushing device, but i probably love that bit so much because i remember hearing him and Steve Merchant coming up with it in one of the old podcasts and nearly wetting myself with laughter. :)

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'Napoleon Dynamite' series premiere: All the jokes you loved in 2004, now with

'Napoleon Dynamite' series premiere: All the jokes you loved in 2004, now with
by Darren Franich I've always been fascinated by Napoleon Dynamite. Shot on a shoestring budget with a cast of unknowns, the film was the indie breakout sensation of summer 2004. It grossed $ 44 million, but that number doesn't quite capture just how …
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Fox has added a sweet new comedy to its TV lineup, an animated sitcom based on the 2004 hit film ‘Napoleon Dynamite.’ The show follows the adventures of Napoleon Dynamite, voiced by Jon Heder and his family and friends in rural Idaho. (Jan. 11)

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Today Honorbright Books Launches Iowa Nice: Genial Jokes for a Gentle People with a “Positive Spin” Joke Contest to Prove That Nice Can Be Rollicking Good Fun

, FL (PRWEB) October 18, 2011

For 30 years humor columnist Ron Wiggins has been extolling Iowans in the only way it can be done without them running blushing from the room: by making a joke of their natural born, corn-fed adorability. When Iowans 1,700 miles from Florida got wind of Wiggins tom-foolery, they begged for more.

Now Wiggins has published a joke collection – Iowa Nice: Genial Jokes for a Gentle People (Honorbright Books, 102 pages, $ 10), distributed by Ingram Books and Baker & Taylor. To order visit http://www.iowanice.com or buy the $ 3 Kindle edition through Amazon.

IOWA NICE JOKE CONTEST

Wannabe joke writers can find a sampling of Iowa Jokes at http://www.iowanice.com, or read excerpts below and write the author at ron@iowanice.com. Winners will receive his and her “Corny Smile T-shirts . Original publishable jokes will receive author credit and a “Corny Smile” button or key fob. Contest deadline: Nov. 30.

Q: How can you tell you have just watched the Miss Iowa Pageant?

A: One winner and 19 Miss Congenialities.

-Iowa kids are in bed at 8 except on wash night when they beg to stay up to watch the spin cycle.

-Iowans are so unassuming they wont assume a 4 percent mortgage unless the bank throws in a toaster.

-Iowans are so trusted that the Iowa I.O.U. is legal currency in 67 countries.

-Iowans are so unstressed that doctors take blood pressure by consulting tide tables..

About the author: Ron Wiggins wrote for the Palm Beach Post for 33 years where his humor column won first and third places in Florida Society of Newspaper Editors competition. His other two books, Weird Snacks and The First Book of Last Times is available at http://www.ronsfunnybooks.com and Amazon.

Ron Wiggins developed a sandspur-peanut hybrid that resulted in peanut butter that really sticks to the roof of your mouth.

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Redneck Pride

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That’s Comedy! – The Net’s #1 Joke eBook

That’s Comedy! – The Net’s #1 Joke eBook

Over 340 Pages of Little Snickers, Medium-Sized Chuckles, and Great Big Belly Laughs.

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